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A New York man wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the words “I’m a drunk” was charged with driving while intoxicated early Thursday after he plowed into a police car which was out on drunk driving patrol, authorities said.

Im not as think as you drunk I am

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Homer Simpson would feel at home in Latin America. His favorite beer, Duff, is available in Mexico, Argentina, Colombia and Chile.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Beer

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When an alligator was spotted near a suburban Kansas City pond, local police decided they were taking no chances: They would shoot the fearsome creature from a distance with a rifle. But the alligator took the first shot to the head without batting an eyelid, and then the second one bounced off.

Thats one tough alligator

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Yeah, we know the whole Charlie Sheen Winning thing is just getting old, but you HAVE to check this out.

Can You Hear Me Now?

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Self proclaimed “Troll Like Creature” Bill Bailey has whittled through what it IS that makes U2′s sound so compelling.

Where The Reverb Has No Name..

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The Guardian UK has amassed some of the best one-liners that have spewed from the mouths of Charlie Sheen and Libyan dictator Moammar Gaddafi.

Your job: To guess who said what.

“I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.”
Hmmm, could go either way.

More Eerily Similar Rantings…

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And this proves it….

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Last night on NBC’s Tonight Show, Jay Leno interpreted the President’s body language.
Video: Surprising Presidential Behavior

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A great song has been captured on a T-shirt by Threadless: Friday I’m In Love by The Cure…
It’s FUN! Sing along with the Words and Music here

Photo Gallery: Have a good time!

Despite the recent wave of homophobic actions by congressional candidates and suicides by gay teens, the nation’s gay community is responding with wit and class.

VIDEO: John Mayer sings along to a slew of fat guys with mean signs