Thanks to Q13 Fox for this priceless story:

On Tuesday, two dimwits in Everett tried to rob an ATM by torching the wall around it. However, the fire burned up the money, too. To top it off, surveillance video shows one of the men trying to urinate on the flames to put the fire out.

Police said the suspects are Eli Steen and Jason Kovar, both of whom are 31 and from Everett.


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