This entertainment reporter is grateful for her staff of one, Mr. Chris “Turf-Under-My-Fingernails” Coyle, for feeding her vital information about the unlucky suckers who come to The Clink to get devoured by our Seahawks on any given Sunday. Without this information, I would be unable to smack-talk some dorky horned Vikings coming here this weekend.

I’m speaking precisely about the fact that some people feel that Adrian “All Day” Peterson may be in the same league as Beast Mode. Maybe he is in his little frozen corner of the world, but not here, man!

Mr. Lynch stampeded over everyone last Sunday, with the help of his teammate, the 12th man. So, AP, prepare yourself emotionally for some one-upmanship. You may want to consider prepping for the game with some Vitamin Skittles, too.

-Callahan, Jack FM


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