Miraculously, Couple Having Sex In Taxi Doesn’t Cause Any Accidents

The commute home for drivers in Shanghai was a little more interesting this week after many people spotted a couple getting busy in the back of a taxi, reported the UK’s The Mirror.

Witnesses told the Mirror there were several near collisions and drivers were swerving all over the road as voyeuristic drivers tried to get a better look. Depsite the way you think this story ends, they all managed to avert their eyes from the show in time to properly steer their vehicles. There were no reported accidents as a result of distracted driving. Apparently one guy was even coordinated enough to drive while filming the exhibitionists.

A Chinese police officer was less than enamored with amorous couple, saying the cab driver should have stopped and made them get out. “They weren’t even wearing seat belts,” the cop pointed out. So was he implying that having sex in the back of a cab during rush hour would have been OK if they’d only been properly strapped in?

And for those of you who keep reading hoping for dash cam video of this incident… this happened in Shanghai, not Russia, so get back to work!


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