In a time where lawsuits are filed more regularly than successful marriage licenses, you would expect to see a few gems from time to time. This is one of them.
In a hilarious, sad turn of events, a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks has filed a one-trillion dollar lawsuit against Diddy (Sean Combs) alleging–get this–that he (Diddy) and Rodney King conspired to cause the 9/11 terrorist attacks; that Diddy date-raped her twenty-four years ago, and stole a poker chip worth “100 zillions of dollars” from her, among other things.
“”[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down,” said Turks in her suit papers.
Turks also was denied a temporary restraining order against the rap mogul.
She expects $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion in damages.
Note: If this isn’t the weirdest story you’ve heard all day, I challenge you to post a link to a weirder one in the comments section below.