Emergency Bra is first and foremost a beautiful piece of lingerie. But it is also is a protective garment that can easily be transformed into two respiratory face masks in case of an emergency. Picture this, Emergency Bras replacing all oxygen masks on airplanes…It would go down  a little like this… Thank you for your attention while important safety information is reviewed. 

Federal law requires your compliance with all lighted signs, posted placards, and crew-member instructions…. 

The cabin is pressurized for your comfort and safety. In the unlikely event of a cabin depressurization, oxygen bras will appear overhead. Reach up and pull the bra closest to you, fully extending the arm strap. Place the bra over your nose and mouth, and slip the strap over your head. Tighten by pulling on the ends. The bra does not need to inflate for oxygen to be flowing. If you are seated next to a small child or someone needing assistance, secure your own bra first, than assist the child. 


My question is, if I’m using my bra to protect my face, what am I using to protect my chest?! I just don’t see how this could help save my life, but if you see it, more power to you, buy one HERE

Comments (3)
  1. Oda says:

    Now, I have a reason to dress in drag. Right on!

  2. Austin says:

    Did we ever really need a reason, Oda?



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